thank you, live action beauty and the beast, for explaining so many plotholes from the original that have annoyed me since childhood
Prince Adam (Adamn) being an actual selfish prick at the start (and an adult, not some poor 10 year old child with stranger danger awareness)
The enchantress making everyone forget the massive fucking castle 20 minutes from the village
Adam’s backstory to why he was a douche canoe
Adam being able to read (and his delightful review of Romeo and Juliet) because of course a prince would have the best education there was not to mention a decade of free time
Plotholes not covered by the remake
food. where the fuck is they getting fresh produce from? they sure as shit couldn’t grow tomatoes in everlasting winter